44 reasons to buy fabric....
1. It's a great insulator for the cupboard its' stored in.
2. It's good for the economy
3. It's cheaper and more fun than a visit with a psychiatrist.
4. "???It's not for me! I'm buying it for a friend!!!“
5. My cat/dog needs new fabric every week to sleep on.
6. It was on special.
7. Okay, it's not on special but when it finally is all the good fabrics will be snapped up already.
8. Cotton crops are highly likely to become infected by pests in the next 10 years....
9. I'm taking part in a competition - whoever owns the most fabric wins.
10. Fabric doesn't require cooking, nor refrigeration. You don't need to feed it, change its' nappies, clean its' nose or go for walks with it.
11. I need more weight in my car boot so that I have more grip on icy and snowy roads.
12. Because I'm worth it.
13. It doesn't make you fat. Leading medical experts have verified that a "fat quarter" has 100% less fat than a serving of ice cream.
14. I'm working on a complete fabric collection, it'll be worth millions one day.
15. Fabric is very useful to cover and protect sensitive areas in my house, such as the ironing board, the shelves, the tables and much more...
16. It provides a medical opportunity to test whether hubby is still alive. If he is, he will complain loudly and bitterly whenever more fabric comes into the house.
17. When the big earthquake hits, it'll probably take out the fabric shops first so we need to make sure we're well stocked.
18. Because it exists.
19. It's more beautiful than salt and pepper shakers.
20. It doesn't break easily.
21. It's cheaper to cover the floor in fabric than to buy new carpet for it.
22. My inner voice made me do it...
23. In desperate times one can also use the fabric for cleaning rags...
24. Maybe one day I'll open a fabric store, then I already have my opening stock all ready.
25. I bought it so that I could keep alive the design for my descendants. Maybe one day fabric will be a rarity.
26. I can't live without it.
27. It spoke to me.
28. I am investing in cotton shares.
29. I have new shelves and if I don't fill them they'll look ridiculous.
30. They get grumpy when you steal fabric so I needed to buy it.
31. It coordinates beautifully with some fabric I bought last year.
32. It's so beautiful.
33. I'll need it one day.
34. I want to leave something for my daughter when I die.
35. It helps the little birdies to build their nests when the wind blows the thread, offcuts etc away...
36. Optometrists support sewing to strengthen their trade's economic standing.
37. Without fabric I wont have any use for my sewing machine, rotary cutter, mat, iron, needles, fabric books (time)...
38. I am a great example to my kids.
39. Buy now before the hubby retires and joins you on your shopping sprees.
40. It's not bad for your teeth.
41. It's not illegal.
42. It calmes the nerves...
43. It promotes my god-given talents and makes best use of them.
43. It promotes my god-given talents and makes best use of them.
44. The health ministry suggests that a meter of fabric a day helps fight depression.






























